IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Larger headers are less efficient IPv6 is slower than IPv4 It's too complicated Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load IPv6 just isn't a priority
IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT Github doesn't support IPv6 It's not supported by Google Compute It's too hard to support
Vendor bugs Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing NAT444 is fine
We don't need that many addresses We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 AWS doesn't support it There's no ROI on deploying IPv6
There's no certification track IPv6 is a security risk What's IPv6? Hex is hard Android doesn't support DHCPv6
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