IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing IPv6 is slower than IPv4 IPv6 is just a fad Android doesn't support DHCPv6
It's on our roadmap Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? We can use RFC6598 No one else has deployed it
Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it Github doesn't support IPv6 IPv6 addresses are too long to remember It's too hard to support
My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 Azure doesn't support it We've still got plenty of IPv4 We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year It'll break our GeoIP
We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. It's not supported by Google Compute Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles We don't have a lab to test it IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet
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