IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Android doesn't support DHCPv6 Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks
End users don't care about IPv6 IPv6 is just a fad What's IPv6? IPv6 just isn't a priority IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud
We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 It's too hard to support
It's not mature enough IPv6 is slower than IPv4 We can use RFC6598 NAT444 is fine Did you mean IPTV?
IPv6 is a security risk Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles We don't need that many addresses Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD.
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