IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Azure doesn't support it Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles AWS doesn't support it Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP
Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 Github doesn't support IPv6 Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load Did you mean IPTV? We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it
IPv6 is a security risk We can use RFC6598 IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses?
Android doesn't support DHCPv6 Larger headers are less efficient What's IPv6? Our vendor doesn't support it None of our customers want it
NAT444 is fine IPv6 addresses are too long to remember It's on our roadmap Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing We've still got plenty of IPv4
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