IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Hex is hard What's IPv6? We don't have a lab to test it IPv6 is a security risk IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet
AWS doesn't support it There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles
We've still got plenty of IPv4 IPv6 is slower than IPv4 IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud It'll make it easier for the government to track me
We can use RFC6598 IPv6 just isn't a priority We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. None of our customers want it What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets?
Vendor bugs We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple It's not supported by Google Compute Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it
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