IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Github doesn't support IPv6 We can use RFC6598 None of our customers want it IPv6 addresses are too long to remember What's IPv6?
We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. End users don't care about IPv6 IPv6 is a security risk We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple It's on our roadmap
We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it There's no certification track It's not supported by Google Compute It'll make it easier for the government to track me
Android doesn't support DHCPv6 NAT444 is fine IPv6 is slower than IPv4 I don't want to expose my MAC address Larger headers are less efficient
We don't need that many addresses It's not mature enough Azure doesn't support it What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? It's too complicated
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