IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles It's on our roadmap I don't want to expose my MAC address We've still got plenty of IPv4 Android doesn't support DHCPv6
Our vendor doesn't support it Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP None of our customers want it I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT
Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet No one else has deployed it AWS doesn't support it
IPv6 just isn't a priority It's too complicated It'll break our GeoIP Azure doesn't support it We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD.
My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load Hex is hard We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple IPv6 addresses are too long to remember
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