IPv6 Excuse Bingo

It's not supported by Google Compute Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 Did you mean IPTV? IPv6 is slower than IPv4 I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT
We can use RFC6598 None of our customers want it It'll make it easier for the government to track me It's too hard to support What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets?
Vendor bugs Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. It's too complicated
It's on our roadmap It'll break our GeoIP We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it Github doesn't support IPv6
Azure doesn't support it No one else has deployed it Hex is hard What's IPv6? Android doesn't support DHCPv6
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