IPv6 Excuse Bingo

I don't want to expose my MAC address IPv6 is a security risk It'll make it easier for the government to track me Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it
IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load AWS doesn't support it It'll break our GeoIP IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud
Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles End users don't care about IPv6 I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT IPv6 addresses are too long to remember
Larger headers are less efficient We don't have a lab to test it Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP My transit provider doesn't support IPv6
It's on our roadmap We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. We've still got plenty of IPv4 Vendor bugs Github doesn't support IPv6
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