IPv6 Excuse Bingo

We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple IPv6 is slower than IPv4 End users don't care about IPv6 It's too hard to support I don't want to expose my MAC address
It's too complicated We don't have a lab to test it Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 None of our customers want it Azure doesn't support it
There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 We've still got plenty of IPv4 It's not mature enough IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet
IPv6 just isn't a priority Larger headers are less efficient Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet There's no certification track Android doesn't support DHCPv6
What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing We can use RFC6598 We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP
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