IPv6 Excuse Bingo

We don't need that many addresses IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks Hex is hard We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple
It'll break our GeoIP IPv6 addresses are too long to remember It's not mature enough IPv6 is a security risk It's too hard to support
Our vendor doesn't support it Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet We've still got plenty of IPv4 It's not supported by Google Compute
What's IPv6? We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it NAT444 is fine
We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT No one else has deployed it IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud
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