IPv6 Excuse Bingo

We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple It'll break our GeoIP We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC IPv6 just isn't a priority What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets?
We've still got plenty of IPv4 Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet End users don't care about IPv6 There's no certification track NAT444 is fine
We don't have a lab to test it I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT No one else has deployed it We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it
Vendor bugs Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud Android doesn't support DHCPv6 IPv6 is a security risk
There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 What's IPv6? Did you mean IPTV? Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing None of our customers want it
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