IPv6 Excuse Bingo

It'll make it easier for the government to track me I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT IPv6 just isn't a priority It's too hard to support What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets?
IPv6 is slower than IPv4 Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? Our vendor doesn't support it IPv6 is just a fad
None of our customers want it We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks Did you mean IPTV?
Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 We don't have a lab to test it AWS doesn't support it Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it
I don't want to expose my MAC address It's too complicated Larger headers are less efficient It's on our roadmap IPv6 addresses are too long to remember
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