IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it It's on our roadmap Android doesn't support DHCPv6 Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses?
It's too hard to support We don't need that many addresses Larger headers are less efficient NAT444 is fine What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets?
Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles What's IPv6? Vendor bugs Did you mean IPTV?
It'll break our GeoIP It's not mature enough We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC There's no certification track No one else has deployed it
Github doesn't support IPv6 There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 It'll make it easier for the government to track me Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet IPv6 is just a fad
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