IPv6 Excuse Bingo

What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? End users don't care about IPv6 Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it NAT444 is fine Vendor bugs
IPv6 is a security risk It's on our roadmap Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC IPv6 addresses are too long to remember
Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing IPv6 is slower than IPv4 Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles My transit provider doesn't support IPv6
We don't have a lab to test it None of our customers want it Azure doesn't support it Android doesn't support DHCPv6 There's no certification track
Github doesn't support IPv6 I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT No one else has deployed it We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet
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