IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load IPv6 addresses are too long to remember We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple None of our customers want it Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6
There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 It's not mature enough We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. Android doesn't support DHCPv6 We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year
Larger headers are less efficient End users don't care about IPv6 What's IPv6? What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets?
Vendor bugs It'll break our GeoIP Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? NAT444 is fine It'll make it easier for the government to track me
Github doesn't support IPv6 IPv6 is a security risk Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it It's on our roadmap We can use RFC6598
Made with excuses from ipv6excuses.com
Suggest a new excuse: Tweet to @ipv6excuses