IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 I don't want to expose my MAC address No one else has deployed it None of our customers want it
We don't have a lab to test it We can use RFC6598 Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing It'll break our GeoIP It's too hard to support
Our vendor doesn't support it We don't need that many addresses AWS doesn't support it Vendor bugs
IPv6 addresses are too long to remember I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT Android doesn't support DHCPv6 We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. IPv6 is slower than IPv4
What's IPv6? Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks We've still got plenty of IPv4
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