IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it End users don't care about IPv6 IPv6 is slower than IPv4 IPv6 is a security risk Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks
It's not mature enough We don't have a lab to test it Larger headers are less efficient NAT444 is fine We can use RFC6598
IPv6 is just a fad None of our customers want it It'll break our GeoIP Github doesn't support IPv6
I don't want to expose my MAC address My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? It's not supported by Google Compute IPv6 addresses are too long to remember
It'll make it easier for the government to track me No one else has deployed it Vendor bugs IPv6 just isn't a priority What's IPv6?
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