IPv6 Excuse Bingo

IPv6 just isn't a priority IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet We don't have a lab to test it It's too hard to support What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets?
Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it It's on our roadmap IPv6 addresses are too long to remember IPv6 is slower than IPv4 No one else has deployed it
Larger headers are less efficient Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks What's IPv6? We've still got plenty of IPv4
Hex is hard I don't want to expose my MAC address It'll break our GeoIP We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing
Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud It's not supported by Google Compute We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load
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