IPv6 Excuse Bingo

IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud Did you mean IPTV? IPv6 is slower than IPv4 It's not mature enough We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC
None of our customers want it Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing AWS doesn't support it NAT444 is fine
Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? Hex is hard Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load Azure doesn't support it
It'll make it easier for the government to track me IPv6 addresses are too long to remember It'll break our GeoIP IPv6 is just a fad Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6
We don't need that many addresses Our vendor doesn't support it We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year It's too complicated Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it
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