IPv6 Excuse Bingo

I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT I don't want to expose my MAC address IPv6 is a security risk It's not supported by Google Compute Our vendor doesn't support it
Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 Larger headers are less efficient Hex is hard Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet We don't have a lab to test it
Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet None of our customers want it What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets?
Android doesn't support DHCPv6 AWS doesn't support it It'll make it easier for the government to track me Did you mean IPTV? My transit provider doesn't support IPv6
We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year No one else has deployed it We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP Azure doesn't support it IPv6 addresses are too long to remember
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