IPv6 Excuse Bingo

None of our customers want it Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 We can use RFC6598 What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles
It's on our roadmap IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud It's too hard to support What's IPv6? We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC
It'll make it easier for the government to track me IPv6 addresses are too long to remember Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet It's not supported by Google Compute
We've still got plenty of IPv4 IPv6 is a security risk It's too complicated We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP IPv6 is just a fad
We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. We don't need that many addresses No one else has deployed it My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it
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