IPv6 Excuse Bingo

What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? Hex is hard Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing We don't have a lab to test it AWS doesn't support it
It's too complicated IPv6 just isn't a priority There's no certification track It'll make it easier for the government to track me We don't need that many addresses
Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 What's IPv6? My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 I don't want to expose my MAC address
Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet IPv6 is just a fad IPv6 is a security risk We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it No one else has deployed it
It's not mature enough Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD.
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