IPv6 Excuse Bingo

AWS doesn't support it We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles
My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 What's IPv6? IPv6 is slower than IPv4 I don't want to expose my MAC address IPv6 is a security risk
Did you mean IPTV? We can use RFC6598 Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? It's too complicated
It's on our roadmap Android doesn't support DHCPv6 It's not mature enough Our vendor doesn't support it Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing
Vendor bugs We don't have a lab to test it It'll make it easier for the government to track me We don't need that many addresses There's no ROI on deploying IPv6
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