IPv6 Excuse Bingo

IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load No one else has deployed it Azure doesn't support it We don't have a lab to test it
Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD.
There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 IPv6 addresses are too long to remember Our vendor doesn't support it Hex is hard
IPv6 is just a fad Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 We can use RFC6598 We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple I don't want to expose my MAC address
None of our customers want it We don't need that many addresses It's not mature enough IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud It'll make it easier for the government to track me
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