IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it It's not mature enough It's on our roadmap IPv6 is just a fad
What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year Our vendor doesn't support it IPv6 is slower than IPv4 Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it
Hex is hard IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple It'll break our GeoIP
Vendor bugs Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles None of our customers want it IPv6 addresses are too long to remember
We've still got plenty of IPv4 I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet We can use RFC6598 Did you mean IPTV?
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