IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles NAT444 is fine
We can use RFC6598 Did you mean IPTV? We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses?
IPv6 is a security risk I don't want to expose my MAC address It's on our roadmap Android doesn't support DHCPv6
Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing We don't need that many addresses Our vendor doesn't support it Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet
Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 We don't have a lab to test it We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP
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