IPv6 Excuse Bingo

We don't need that many addresses It's too complicated Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks There's no certification track It's not supported by Google Compute
IPv6 is slower than IPv4 We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year IPv6 addresses are too long to remember It'll break our GeoIP
Did you mean IPTV? We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 Vendor bugs
Azure doesn't support it My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? I don't want to expose my MAC address AWS doesn't support it
We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? End users don't care about IPv6 It'll make it easier for the government to track me
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