IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC AWS doesn't support it Github doesn't support IPv6 There's no ROI on deploying IPv6
We've still got plenty of IPv4 Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 Did you mean IPTV? It's not supported by Google Compute My transit provider doesn't support IPv6
We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. It's on our roadmap We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet
Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles IPv6 is slower than IPv4 IPv6 just isn't a priority Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing It's too hard to support
It'll break our GeoIP No one else has deployed it Azure doesn't support it NAT444 is fine IPv6 addresses are too long to remember
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