IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it It'll make it easier for the government to track me There's no ROI on deploying IPv6
Our vendor doesn't support it It's not mature enough Larger headers are less efficient IPv6 is just a fad We've still got plenty of IPv4
Hex is hard It's on our roadmap It'll break our GeoIP I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT
Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? We don't need that many addresses IPv6 addresses are too long to remember Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load Azure doesn't support it
We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 It's too complicated No one else has deployed it There's no certification track
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