IPv6 Excuse Bingo

We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load IPv6 is slower than IPv4 Hex is hard Our vendor doesn't support it
It's not mature enough Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks No one else has deployed it IPv6 is a security risk Larger headers are less efficient
AWS doesn't support it I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 It'll make it easier for the government to track me
Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it Github doesn't support IPv6 Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year
IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet IPv6 addresses are too long to remember We can use RFC6598 We've still got plenty of IPv4 NAT444 is fine
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