IPv6 Excuse Bingo

We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year Vendor bugs IPv6 is slower than IPv4 Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 We've still got plenty of IPv4
I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 It's on our roadmap
Azure doesn't support it We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it No one else has deployed it We don't need that many addresses
What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? We can use RFC6598 Our vendor doesn't support it IPv6 addresses are too long to remember It's not supported by Google Compute
We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP IPv6 is a security risk We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud
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