IPv6 Excuse Bingo

IPv6 is slower than IPv4 There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC It'll break our GeoIP Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles
I don't want to expose my MAC address What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple End users don't care about IPv6
Azure doesn't support it IPv6 just isn't a priority Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing It's too hard to support
None of our customers want it IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud AWS doesn't support it Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD.
Github doesn't support IPv6 It's on our roadmap Vendor bugs IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet What's IPv6?
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