IPv6 Excuse Bingo

We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet It'll make it easier for the government to track me Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? Github doesn't support IPv6
There's no certification track Did you mean IPTV? I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT IPv6 is a security risk It's too complicated
Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks IPv6 addresses are too long to remember My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 There's no ROI on deploying IPv6
We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it IPv6 just isn't a priority We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet
We don't have a lab to test it End users don't care about IPv6 What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? No one else has deployed it Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing
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