IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Azure doesn't support it There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 IPv6 addresses are too long to remember Github doesn't support IPv6 We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC
AWS doesn't support it It's on our roadmap We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple Our vendor doesn't support it It's not supported by Google Compute
Hex is hard IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet It's not mature enough I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT
Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles End users don't care about IPv6 It'll make it easier for the government to track me IPv6 is just a fad
NAT444 is fine I don't want to expose my MAC address Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it It'll break our GeoIP Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks
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