IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Vendor bugs IPv6 is slower than IPv4 Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles Github doesn't support IPv6 Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing
None of our customers want it I don't want to expose my MAC address I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT IPv6 is a security risk No one else has deployed it
Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? Did you mean IPTV?
IPv6 is just a fad End users don't care about IPv6 We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? We can use RFC6598
We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 There's no certification track We don't need that many addresses Larger headers are less efficient
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