IPv6 Excuse Bingo

It's not supported by Google Compute We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. We can use RFC6598 Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it
Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it IPv6 is slower than IPv4 Did you mean IPTV?
IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? It's too complicated IPv6 just isn't a priority
I don't want to expose my MAC address Larger headers are less efficient We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP It'll break our GeoIP
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