IPv6 Excuse Bingo

What's IPv6? We've still got plenty of IPv4 Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing It'll make it easier for the government to track me We don't need that many addresses
We don't have a lab to test it It's too hard to support Our vendor doesn't support it None of our customers want it Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses?
I don't want to expose my MAC address AWS doesn't support it Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load My transit provider doesn't support IPv6
IPv6 is just a fad IPv6 just isn't a priority NAT444 is fine We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple Larger headers are less efficient
Android doesn't support DHCPv6 Hex is hard IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks IPv6 is slower than IPv4
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