IPv6 Excuse Bingo

It's on our roadmap Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing NAT444 is fine AWS doesn't support it
Our vendor doesn't support it I don't want to expose my MAC address There's no certification track We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets?
Hex is hard Azure doesn't support it Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles It's too complicated
IPv6 is slower than IPv4 IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud We don't have a lab to test it IPv6 just isn't a priority What's IPv6?
Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC End users don't care about IPv6 We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple Github doesn't support IPv6
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