IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Android doesn't support DHCPv6 I don't want to expose my MAC address Our vendor doesn't support it It'll make it easier for the government to track me We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD.
Did you mean IPTV? No one else has deployed it Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple It'll break our GeoIP
IPv6 addresses are too long to remember What's IPv6? IPv6 is just a fad We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC
End users don't care about IPv6 My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 IPv6 is a security risk There's no certification track We can use RFC6598
Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load It's too hard to support IPv6 just isn't a priority We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud
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