IPv6 Excuse Bingo

We've still got plenty of IPv4 We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP There's no certification track Did you mean IPTV? IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud
We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it Our vendor doesn't support it There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 Larger headers are less efficient It'll make it easier for the government to track me
Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks It's too hard to support End users don't care about IPv6
I don't want to expose my MAC address What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? What's IPv6? It's too complicated IPv6 is a security risk
Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load We don't need that many addresses IPv6 is slower than IPv4 No one else has deployed it Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it
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