IPv6 Excuse Bingo

My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 AWS doesn't support it Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks None of our customers want it
IPv6 is a security risk Did you mean IPTV? No one else has deployed it End users don't care about IPv6 Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles
We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. IPv6 addresses are too long to remember It's too complicated Larger headers are less efficient
We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP It'll make it easier for the government to track me IPv6 is just a fad Hex is hard NAT444 is fine
We don't have a lab to test it We've still got plenty of IPv4 Github doesn't support IPv6 Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet
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