IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks What's IPv6? It'll break our GeoIP
IPv6 is slower than IPv4 We've still got plenty of IPv4 AWS doesn't support it No one else has deployed it We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC
We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP Hex is hard Github doesn't support IPv6 Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing
Vendor bugs We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple Android doesn't support DHCPv6 IPv6 addresses are too long to remember We don't have a lab to test it
Did you mean IPTV? Our vendor doesn't support it It's not mature enough Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? It'll make it easier for the government to track me
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