IPv6 Excuse Bingo

IPv6 is slower than IPv4 We don't have a lab to test it IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it
Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks NAT444 is fine We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT
What's IPv6? None of our customers want it It'll make it easier for the government to track me Github doesn't support IPv6
No one else has deployed it Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? Did you mean IPTV? Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6
IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud IPv6 is just a fad There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 There's no certification track Azure doesn't support it
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