IPv6 Excuse Bingo

We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple There's no certification track IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet IPv6 addresses are too long to remember Android doesn't support DHCPv6
Hex is hard Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles It's not supported by Google Compute
Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? Did you mean IPTV? It'll make it easier for the government to track me It's not mature enough
Our vendor doesn't support it What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? We don't need that many addresses I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT Github doesn't support IPv6
IPv6 is slower than IPv4 We don't have a lab to test it We can use RFC6598 It's too complicated We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC
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