IPv6 Excuse Bingo

My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 IPv6 is slower than IPv4 We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC IPv6 is just a fad
Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it Did you mean IPTV? Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks NAT444 is fine It's on our roadmap
Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP AWS doesn't support it
Vendor bugs Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing It's not mature enough It's not supported by Google Compute Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet
None of our customers want it IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet It'll make it easier for the government to track me Larger headers are less efficient It'll break our GeoIP
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