IPv6 Excuse Bingo

IPv6 is slower than IPv4 AWS doesn't support it Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it NAT444 is fine It's on our roadmap
IPv6 just isn't a priority IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 Android doesn't support DHCPv6
Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple IPv6 addresses are too long to remember Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses?
We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. End users don't care about IPv6 It's too complicated I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles
Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load It's not supported by Google Compute We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC I don't want to expose my MAC address It's too hard to support
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