IPv6 Excuse Bingo

We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it Did you mean IPTV? Larger headers are less efficient I don't want to expose my MAC address Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6
IPv6 addresses are too long to remember IPv6 is a security risk Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it Github doesn't support IPv6 We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC
Our vendor doesn't support it We don't need that many addresses Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet We don't have a lab to test it
Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load Azure doesn't support it AWS doesn't support it Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles
My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 Vendor bugs It's not supported by Google Compute We've still got plenty of IPv4 It'll break our GeoIP
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