IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 No one else has deployed it We've still got plenty of IPv4 IPv6 addresses are too long to remember IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet
We don't need that many addresses Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks We don't have a lab to test it Our vendor doesn't support it Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load
We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC It'll break our GeoIP Azure doesn't support it Hex is hard
NAT444 is fine There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it We can use RFC6598 I don't want to expose my MAC address
IPv6 is a security risk I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT IPv6 is just a fad IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud AWS doesn't support it
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