IPv6 Excuse Bingo

We don't need that many addresses NAT444 is fine We can use RFC6598 IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud We've still got plenty of IPv4
I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT Did you mean IPTV? Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple Our vendor doesn't support it
We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC It'll make it easier for the government to track me Vendor bugs I don't want to expose my MAC address
Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP My transit provider doesn't support IPv6
Github doesn't support IPv6 There's no certification track IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year Larger headers are less efficient
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