IPv6 Excuse Bingo

We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. What's IPv6? Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC Android doesn't support DHCPv6
Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it IPv6 is slower than IPv4 Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT Our vendor doesn't support it
Github doesn't support IPv6 There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 We can use RFC6598 IPv6 is just a fad
We don't have a lab to test it Hex is hard I don't want to expose my MAC address We've still got plenty of IPv4 IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet
Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load There's no certification track No one else has deployed it We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP
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