IPv6 Excuse Bingo

I don't want to expose my MAC address Did you mean IPTV? Our vendor doesn't support it Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT
IPv6 is a security risk We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load IPv6 just isn't a priority IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet
It's not mature enough It'll make it easier for the government to track me We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it Github doesn't support IPv6
Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 There's no certification track No one else has deployed it What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? AWS doesn't support it
Android doesn't support DHCPv6 Azure doesn't support it IPv6 is slower than IPv4 We can use RFC6598 There's no ROI on deploying IPv6
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