IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Github doesn't support IPv6 Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it Our vendor doesn't support it Did you mean IPTV? We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC
There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 It'll make it easier for the government to track me End users don't care about IPv6 NAT444 is fine IPv6 addresses are too long to remember
Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? It's not mature enough Larger headers are less efficient
We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. IPv6 is a security risk IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles AWS doesn't support it
Hex is hard Vendor bugs We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet
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