IPv6 Excuse Bingo

IPv6 just isn't a priority We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud We can use RFC6598
IPv6 addresses are too long to remember Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing IPv6 is just a fad None of our customers want it Github doesn't support IPv6
It'll break our GeoIP We don't need that many addresses What's IPv6? We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple
Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles I don't want to expose my MAC address It's too complicated What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load
It's on our roadmap It'll make it easier for the government to track me Azure doesn't support it Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC
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