IPv6 Excuse Bingo

It'll break our GeoIP What's IPv6? It's not supported by Google Compute No one else has deployed it I don't want to expose my MAC address
IPv6 is just a fad Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple There's no ROI on deploying IPv6
None of our customers want it There's no certification track We've still got plenty of IPv4 Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6
IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud Azure doesn't support it Our vendor doesn't support it Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year
My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 We don't need that many addresses End users don't care about IPv6 AWS doesn't support it What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets?
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