IPv6 Excuse Bingo

We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC We've still got plenty of IPv4 IPv6 is just a fad Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load IPv6 just isn't a priority
IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet It'll break our GeoIP IPv6 is slower than IPv4
What's IPv6? What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing Vendor bugs
We don't have a lab to test it It'll make it easier for the government to track me We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. We can use RFC6598 Azure doesn't support it
Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? It's not mature enough My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 End users don't care about IPv6 It's too complicated
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