IPv6 Excuse Bingo

No one else has deployed it NAT444 is fine What's IPv6? AWS doesn't support it It's on our roadmap
Hex is hard IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load Azure doesn't support it IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud
Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 IPv6 addresses are too long to remember Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it
Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing Larger headers are less efficient We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple
We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year We've still got plenty of IPv4 IPv6 is just a fad Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses?
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