IPv6 Excuse Bingo

It's on our roadmap None of our customers want it Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks It'll make it easier for the government to track me
We've still got plenty of IPv4 Our vendor doesn't support it IPv6 is slower than IPv4 Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles It's too hard to support
There's no certification track What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? Hex is hard What's IPv6?
We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it I don't want to expose my MAC address End users don't care about IPv6 We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple
Larger headers are less efficient We can use RFC6598 I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT IPv6 is a security risk It'll break our GeoIP
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