IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year There's no certification track Android doesn't support DHCPv6 It's too hard to support
None of our customers want it What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? It's not supported by Google Compute IPv6 is just a fad Our vendor doesn't support it
IPv6 addresses are too long to remember Azure doesn't support it It's not mature enough We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple
We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it Did you mean IPTV? Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks
IPv6 is slower than IPv4 IPv6 is a security risk My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 It'll make it easier for the government to track me IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet
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