IPv6 Excuse Bingo

What's IPv6? It'll make it easier for the government to track me Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? Android doesn't support DHCPv6 IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud
Hex is hard Github doesn't support IPv6 IPv6 is just a fad Vendor bugs It's not supported by Google Compute
Our vendor doesn't support it None of our customers want it Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load IPv6 addresses are too long to remember
Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it IPv6 is slower than IPv4 We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing No one else has deployed it
It's too complicated There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet AWS doesn't support it
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