IPv6 Excuse Bingo

We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple It's not mature enough We've still got plenty of IPv4 AWS doesn't support it IPv6 just isn't a priority
Hex is hard I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT Larger headers are less efficient There's no certification track What's IPv6?
We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year Github doesn't support IPv6 IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud
Did you mean IPTV? Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet
We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC It's not supported by Google Compute What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? Vendor bugs It's too complicated
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