IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing Larger headers are less efficient It's on our roadmap End users don't care about IPv6 What's IPv6?
Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? It'll make it easier for the government to track me None of our customers want it Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load IPv6 is slower than IPv4
Did you mean IPTV? It's too hard to support Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud
Vendor bugs My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 AWS doesn't support it NAT444 is fine I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT
IPv6 is a security risk I don't want to expose my MAC address We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it IPv6 is just a fad No one else has deployed it
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