IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Our vendor doesn't support it There's no certification track It'll make it easier for the government to track me I don't want to expose my MAC address We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP
We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple None of our customers want it We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it NAT444 is fine My transit provider doesn't support IPv6
IPv6 is a security risk There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 Hex is hard Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet
We can use RFC6598 Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it Github doesn't support IPv6 It's not mature enough Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6
Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? IPv6 is just a fad IPv6 is slower than IPv4 It's on our roadmap
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