IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it There's no certification track We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP
End users don't care about IPv6 We don't need that many addresses It'll make it easier for the government to track me What's IPv6? IPv6 just isn't a priority
Azure doesn't support it It's too complicated We've still got plenty of IPv4 What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets?
It'll break our GeoIP We can use RFC6598 Hex is hard No one else has deployed it IPv6 is a security risk
We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC It's on our roadmap Our vendor doesn't support it Did you mean IPTV? Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing
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