IPv6 Excuse Bingo

We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple It's too complicated None of our customers want it IPv6 is a security risk
We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet What's IPv6? Azure doesn't support it
It'll make it easier for the government to track me It'll break our GeoIP We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet
We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? There's no certification track
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