IPv6 Excuse Bingo

IPv6 addresses are too long to remember Did you mean IPTV? Github doesn't support IPv6 Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? There's no certification track
IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet We don't have a lab to test it We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud Vendor bugs
It's not supported by Google Compute NAT444 is fine It's on our roadmap Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet
Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing Android doesn't support DHCPv6 We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 I don't want to expose my MAC address
What's IPv6? We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load No one else has deployed it There's no ROI on deploying IPv6
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