IPv6 Excuse Bingo

It'll break our GeoIP We can use RFC6598 IPv6 is just a fad Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing We don't need that many addresses
Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks We don't have a lab to test it Our vendor doesn't support it We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple NAT444 is fine
Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC AWS doesn't support it Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6
Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles IPv6 is slower than IPv4 Github doesn't support IPv6 Vendor bugs
I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT It's too hard to support It'll make it easier for the government to track me We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it
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