IPv6 Excuse Bingo

It's too hard to support Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it No one else has deployed it IPv6 is just a fad Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses?
Our vendor doesn't support it Larger headers are less efficient We don't need that many addresses We can use RFC6598 My transit provider doesn't support IPv6
IPv6 is a security risk Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles We've still got plenty of IPv4
It's on our roadmap Did you mean IPTV? Hex is hard Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load NAT444 is fine
What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? What's IPv6? Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6
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