IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks It'll break our GeoIP Vendor bugs
What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? It's not supported by Google Compute IPv6 is just a fad Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet Android doesn't support DHCPv6
NAT444 is fine What's IPv6? We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP No one else has deployed it
It's too complicated We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple IPv6 is slower than IPv4 Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load
There's no certification track We can use RFC6598 IPv6 addresses are too long to remember We don't have a lab to test it Github doesn't support IPv6
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