IPv6 Excuse Bingo

It'll break our GeoIP My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? IPv6 just isn't a priority
It's not supported by Google Compute We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP It'll make it easier for the government to track me We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD.
We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple We don't have a lab to test it IPv6 is just a fad Azure doesn't support it
Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet We've still got plenty of IPv4 There's no ROI on deploying IPv6
AWS doesn't support it IPv6 is slower than IPv4 There's no certification track We don't need that many addresses NAT444 is fine
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