IPv6 Excuse Bingo

I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year IPv6 is just a fad IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet
Android doesn't support DHCPv6 We can use RFC6598 Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it Hex is hard Vendor bugs
Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets?
I don't want to expose my MAC address It's on our roadmap We don't need that many addresses AWS doesn't support it IPv6 just isn't a priority
Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet IPv6 is slower than IPv4 We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple It's too complicated Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load
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