IPv6 Excuse Bingo

I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it None of our customers want it Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles My transit provider doesn't support IPv6
Hex is hard IPv6 is just a fad Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet It's not supported by Google Compute
Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP It'll make it easier for the government to track me
Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load AWS doesn't support it We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple It'll break our GeoIP It's too complicated
It's not mature enough There's no certification track Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet Android doesn't support DHCPv6 IPv6 just isn't a priority
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