IPv6 Excuse Bingo

It'll make it easier for the government to track me Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing
It's too hard to support It's on our roadmap Vendor bugs I don't want to expose my MAC address AWS doesn't support it
Hex is hard It's not supported by Google Compute I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT It's not mature enough
We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud Our vendor doesn't support it Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses?
There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 None of our customers want it No one else has deployed it We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP
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