IPv6 Excuse Bingo

There's no certification track IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud It's too hard to support It'll make it easier for the government to track me What's IPv6?
Larger headers are less efficient Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing IPv6 is slower than IPv4 Our vendor doesn't support it
Azure doesn't support it We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC We can use RFC6598 Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks
What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? NAT444 is fine IPv6 is just a fad Hex is hard It'll break our GeoIP
AWS doesn't support it None of our customers want it We've still got plenty of IPv4 Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet It's too complicated
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