IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load I don't want to expose my MAC address Did you mean IPTV? It'll make it easier for the government to track me Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet
Vendor bugs It'll break our GeoIP Our vendor doesn't support it My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 IPv6 is slower than IPv4
We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing No one else has deployed it Hex is hard
Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles There's no certification track Github doesn't support IPv6 We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC IPv6 is a security risk
IPv6 addresses are too long to remember We've still got plenty of IPv4 IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? None of our customers want it
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