IPv6 Excuse Bingo

We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year NAT444 is fine IPv6 is slower than IPv4 We've still got plenty of IPv4 Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses?
Github doesn't support IPv6 I don't want to expose my MAC address IPv6 is just a fad Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 Larger headers are less efficient
Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it
No one else has deployed it IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet It's not mature enough Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks It's on our roadmap
We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP IPv6 is a security risk IPv6 addresses are too long to remember It's not supported by Google Compute My transit provider doesn't support IPv6
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