IPv6 Excuse Bingo

It's too complicated We don't need that many addresses There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 There's no certification track Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load
Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet Github doesn't support IPv6 IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet It's too hard to support IPv6 addresses are too long to remember
Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. Azure doesn't support it NAT444 is fine
We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP IPv6 just isn't a priority What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? None of our customers want it Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses?
We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles It'll make it easier for the government to track me We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud
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