IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet It's not supported by Google Compute There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it
My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year It'll make it easier for the government to track me Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets?
It's not mature enough No one else has deployed it AWS doesn't support it IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet
It's too complicated IPv6 just isn't a priority It'll break our GeoIP We've still got plenty of IPv4 End users don't care about IPv6
Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles IPv6 is slower than IPv4 I don't want to expose my MAC address There's no certification track We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP
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