IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing It's too complicated AWS doesn't support it I don't want to expose my MAC address There's no ROI on deploying IPv6
What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? IPv6 just isn't a priority Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 IPv6 is slower than IPv4
IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year Android doesn't support DHCPv6 My transit provider doesn't support IPv6
Hex is hard We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. We don't have a lab to test it It'll make it easier for the government to track me Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet
Larger headers are less efficient We can use RFC6598 None of our customers want it I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT What's IPv6?
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