IPv6 Excuse Bingo

IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT It'll break our GeoIP Android doesn't support DHCPv6
None of our customers want it There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load IPv6 is slower than IPv4 Vendor bugs
Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing IPv6 is a security risk AWS doesn't support it Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses?
We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. It's on our roadmap Larger headers are less efficient We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year
We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP NAT444 is fine IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles It's too complicated
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