IPv6 Excuse Bingo

It'll make it easier for the government to track me Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple
IPv6 is just a fad We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year IPv6 is a security risk Did you mean IPTV? Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles
IPv6 is slower than IPv4 I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT End users don't care about IPv6 Hex is hard
Vendor bugs We've still got plenty of IPv4 We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets?
Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load It's too hard to support Our vendor doesn't support it Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 There's no certification track
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