IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Android doesn't support DHCPv6 My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 There's no certification track IPv6 just isn't a priority What's IPv6?
Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load No one else has deployed it None of our customers want it Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing
IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud It'll make it easier for the government to track me We don't need that many addresses We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it
IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet We've still got plenty of IPv4 Larger headers are less efficient IPv6 addresses are too long to remember We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple
What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? It'll break our GeoIP IPv6 is a security risk Github doesn't support IPv6 I don't want to expose my MAC address
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