IPv6 Excuse Bingo

We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year IPv6 is a security risk It's not mature enough We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP
It'll make it easier for the government to track me Android doesn't support DHCPv6 Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles Our vendor doesn't support it
Larger headers are less efficient Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? End users don't care about IPv6 It's too complicated
We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? IPv6 addresses are too long to remember IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud I don't want to expose my MAC address
AWS doesn't support it My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing There's no certification track It's too hard to support
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