IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Our vendor doesn't support it Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks IPv6 is slower than IPv4 It's not supported by Google Compute Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it
Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP It's too hard to support Hex is hard It'll make it easier for the government to track me
I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? None of our customers want it
It's too complicated IPv6 is a security risk NAT444 is fine We've still got plenty of IPv4 Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet
Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing Did you mean IPTV? No one else has deployed it Vendor bugs IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud
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