IPv6 Excuse Bingo

It's on our roadmap We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. We've still got plenty of IPv4 We can use RFC6598 We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP
Github doesn't support IPv6 What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6
There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it IPv6 addresses are too long to remember
IPv6 is slower than IPv4 End users don't care about IPv6 IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks IPv6 just isn't a priority
We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC None of our customers want it IPv6 is a security risk No one else has deployed it My transit provider doesn't support IPv6
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