IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 Larger headers are less efficient We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year It's too complicated IPv6 just isn't a priority
I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT Android doesn't support DHCPv6 It's too hard to support What's IPv6? Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks
None of our customers want it I don't want to expose my MAC address It's not mature enough IPv6 is a security risk
Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load It's not supported by Google Compute Vendor bugs Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets?
It'll make it easier for the government to track me Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing End users don't care about IPv6 We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple
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