IPv6 Excuse Bingo

NAT444 is fine Vendor bugs Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud
What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? It'll make it easier for the government to track me AWS doesn't support it Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 What's IPv6?
It's not mature enough I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT It's not supported by Google Compute IPv6 addresses are too long to remember
I don't want to expose my MAC address None of our customers want it Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load No one else has deployed it There's no certification track
There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet Our vendor doesn't support it We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC IPv6 is slower than IPv4
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