IPv6 Excuse Bingo

IPv6 is just a fad None of our customers want it Vendor bugs Our vendor doesn't support it What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets?
We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. IPv6 just isn't a priority Hex is hard We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC It'll make it easier for the government to track me
I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 It'll break our GeoIP
AWS doesn't support it Github doesn't support IPv6 IPv6 addresses are too long to remember We've still got plenty of IPv4 IPv6 is slower than IPv4
I don't want to expose my MAC address Larger headers are less efficient Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles End users don't care about IPv6 Android doesn't support DHCPv6
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