IPv6 Excuse Bingo

There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 We don't need that many addresses Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it It's on our roadmap What's IPv6?
Hex is hard Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 IPv6 just isn't a priority IPv6 is slower than IPv4 We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year
AWS doesn't support it We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. IPv6 is a security risk IPv6 is just a fad
IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud Our vendor doesn't support it It'll make it easier for the government to track me Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles
IPv6 addresses are too long to remember Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? It'll break our GeoIP Did you mean IPTV?
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