IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Hex is hard We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? It's not supported by Google Compute
Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? IPv6 is just a fad IPv6 just isn't a priority We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple It's too complicated
Vendor bugs IPv6 is a security risk We can use RFC6598 IPv6 is slower than IPv4
Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing Android doesn't support DHCPv6 We don't have a lab to test it My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 Github doesn't support IPv6
Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 NAT444 is fine IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud Larger headers are less efficient We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD.
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