IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Azure doesn't support it What's IPv6? IPv6 isn't an Internet Standard yet Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks No one else has deployed it
I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 I don't want to expose my MAC address It's not mature enough Github doesn't support IPv6
We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet
Android doesn't support DHCPv6 IPv6 is slower than IPv4 Larger headers are less efficient There's no certification track None of our customers want it
End users don't care about IPv6 It's not supported by Google Compute We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year
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