IPv6 Excuse Bingo

I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT Our vendor doesn't support it We've still got plenty of IPv4 Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet I don't want to expose my MAC address
It's on our roadmap We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it It's not supported by Google Compute
IPv6 is just a fad It'll break our GeoIP Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing
There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 Azure doesn't support it NAT444 is fine Vendor bugs We don't need that many addresses
Android doesn't support DHCPv6 Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks What's IPv6? We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year Github doesn't support IPv6
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