IPv6 Excuse Bingo

I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 NAT444 is fine We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple None of our customers want it
Github doesn't support IPv6 Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it Android doesn't support DHCPv6
Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 It'll break our GeoIP We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP No one else has deployed it
Did you mean IPTV? There's no certification track Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it We've still got plenty of IPv4 It'll make it easier for the government to track me
I don't want to expose my MAC address It's not supported by Google Compute We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year We can use RFC6598 There's no ROI on deploying IPv6
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