IPv6 Excuse Bingo

It'll break our GeoIP NAT444 is fine What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet
I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT AWS doesn't support it It's on our roadmap I don't want to expose my MAC address It'll make it easier for the government to track me
IPv6 is slower than IPv4 No one else has deployed it IPv6 is just a fad Our vendor doesn't support it
IPv6 just isn't a priority It's too complicated Android doesn't support DHCPv6 We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles
There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple Larger headers are less efficient IPv6 addresses are too long to remember IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud
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