IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD. We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet Hex is hard
Azure doesn't support it We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks IPv6 is just a fad IPv6 just isn't a priority
I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT Github doesn't support IPv6 What do you mean I have to wrap an IP in square brackets? AWS doesn't support it
Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it IPv6 addresses are too long to remember It'll make it easier for the government to track me Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles
I don't want to expose my MAC address We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year Did you mean IPTV? We don't have a lab to test it We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP
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