IPv6 Excuse Bingo

Those stupid Privacy Extension addresses keep changing IPv6 is a security risk Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet What's IPv6? Hex is hard
IPv6 is just a fad Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 It's too complicated We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple We don't have a lab to test it
NAT444 is fine IPv6 just isn't a priority Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it Github doesn't support IPv6
Azure doesn't support it Vendor bugs I don't want to expose my MAC address We can use RFC6598 It's on our roadmap
We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? We don't need that many addresses We have no roadmap for native IPv6 as we rolled out 6RD.
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